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Here's where I reply to all the fanmail people send me
(for some reason its all screwed up, the text is like way out there, sorry, i'll try to fix it)

 
Hey!!
Awesome site man!!! Avril stinks and i'm so glad someone made a hate site on her. She so totally deserves one! Hahaha the pictures are so funny! Keep it up!! -Liz
 
Liz,
Thanks alot! I will be keeping this site up don't worry about that :)
 
Hey girl!
Dude, this site rocks! DOWN WITH AVRIL!!!!  I love the pics!! -your friend, Sara
 
Hey Sara,
Whats up? Thanks alot for the compliment!
 
Hey! I like your anti-Avril site! It's pretty funny, even though I'm an Avril fan. But keep it up, your site rocks! -Lucy
 
Hey Lucy,
thanks alot for coming and looking around, I don't hate hate hate Avril as if i wanna kill her or something like that, but i don't like her much. And i thought it would be fun to make an anti-avril page and put some funny pics and stuff on. I'll be updating lots, so come back soon!!
 
very nice...funny pics, Lynnea
 
Lynnea,
thanks, i'll be adding more pics soon, as soon as i find some good ones to put up. I still have some disc space left. So come back soon!
 
hey amber! your stuff is AWSOME! Avril Lavigne sucks right nipple. You rawk!
Luv,
Marissa
 
Hey Marissa!
Your awesome! I'm so glad you like my site! If you still can't see the pic of avril's ass on the mainpage I'll send it to you though e-mail, you gotta see it!! hahah its hilarious!
Your buddy avril-hater,
Amber
 

>I just read the article about this Avril Lavigne chick (although I have no

>idea how I ended up at the site - possibly a Google search gone wrong) and

>having never heard her music or seen her until now... I have to say, you

>have me convinced. Nice article. She sounds like a complete hypocritical

>bitch. I'm afraid to actually listen to her music now...

>

>"Rock" on.

>

>JB

>(Aussie in Hong Kong)

 

Hey JB,

I can't believe I actually convinced someone! Yeah! You rock, come back soon! -- Amber

 

although i am an avril fan, i do think that artical brings up really good points, and i couldn't help but laugh at the pictures. keep updating, becuz i definetly will be coming back to read more.

much luff,
Brie

Hey Brie,

Thanks for taking the time to e-mail me, i will keep updating and adding more pics so come back soon :) And thanks for reading the artical, it does raise some GOOD points! --Amber

 

>BAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, your site on Avril was so HILARIOUS!! I loved it.....

>that was some pretty good stuff. How about you make one on some stupid rapper

>or something. How about Nelly??? I'm tired of hearing "Hot inHerre" Welp

>laterz

>e_r_i_c_a

 

Hey Erica!

I'm so glad you like my site!! Avril sucks, we all know it! --Amber

 

lol ur site fuckin rocks. i looooove the ass picture. and if the clothes she
wears dont show off her body, then what clothes do? anyways im showing this
site to all my friends... haha i cant get over the kick ass pictures in
there. and to me theres no difference between country and pop so she can suck
ass either way. anyways keep on bein cool lol.
~hillary
p.s. the article is the best part. its everything i think about her just w
support cuz im too lazy to find out all the ways shes a poser. thanx

Hey Hillary!

Thanks a ton for the e-mail :) Yeah, Avril says she's alot of things: punk, cool, hardcore, sexy, pretty, she's none of the above. How about loser, poser, ugly and a hypocrite? that makes more sense! Anyways come back soon! You Rock! -Amber

ok, i'm not sure if this is exactly hate or fanmail, but i do have an opinion. see, when she first came out, i thought she was kinda cool and all. and i look like her, so it wasn't all bad. anyway... but after reading all the crap reviews about her, i've learned that she is a poser. i never really was a "big" fan, or a "big" hater, so i didn't really care about her much. anyway, this actually isn't mail. it's a comment about your site. it's cool and all, but all the info you have, is from that article. you should write some stuff yourself. i dont care if it's good or bad, but you can go through the site pretty fast. so, yeah. nice site otherwise.

Hey,

I'm just putting this in the fanmail cuz i'm not sure what it is either, you either like her or you don't...it seems a bit more like fan mail than hate, so....yeah, i will be writing some of my own reviews and stuff on her when i get some time, anyways thanks for coming and thanks for the e-mail --Amber

I am a fan of your grand anti Avril website.  When I first heard her I thought she was Michelle Branch and it didn't help that the Rolling Stone had hyped her as some prophetic badass for a new generation.  I was disgusted with every aspect of her video and noticed there was exactly one scene and a half with her holding a guitar.  She taught herself how to play at 12?  Then she should have 5 years of experience... you need at least three chords to make a rock song honey.  Her sound is purely pop and that would bother me if she didn't act like "pop" was the missionary position or something.  Her attitude doesn't impress me or influence me to go to Walmart and buy a thick Sharpie marker for my eye make-up.  It's sad really... at the end of my sophomore year I walked, or rather crutched out, with a metal plate in my leg from a skate boarding injury, a tie around my neck, and was looking forward to getting home and spending the summer being myself.  But when Avril stepped outside of her corporate cacoon, I realized now it was useless.  I am going to walk into my Junior year of high school and see fifteen girls wearing the same trash.  Thinking she's the real deal when her songs as the article on your website and also www.recroommagazine.com put it "could have easily appeared on Mandy Moore's last album".

Jenny

Hey Jenny,

Thanks alot for your long e-mail. Avril is nothing like Michelle Branch, at least Michelle plays guitar and write her songs by herself, Avril's got tons of help on her cd! I'm not a huge fan of Michelle Branch either, but she's a hella lot better than Avril. I've seen Avril playing guitar like once or twice. And she's pegged as this "guitar playing chick" haha, right! Her make-up disgusts me, she said that "glamour and gloss is so fake" but than why does she look like someone felt markered her eyes, she wears way to much make-up! So what the hell is she talking about? She LOVES glamour and gloss! I know, all the girls now-a-days are all dressing like her and buying skateboards so they can be like her, so all the "real" skateboard poeple look so unoriginal..it just makes me so mad! I have lots more on the subject but this could go on all day, so, i'll end it here. Thanks! -Amber

 

You are truly god! ahahaha this is great.. i didnt even know about this chick till your site.. so i downlaoded like all of her songs.. and your right! this is disgusting! i cant belive punk has come to this.. but then again the distillers are now on mtv... Julien

Julien,

Thats probably what bugs me most about Avril she takes her music and labels it punk when its purely pop. Grr...she gives punk such a bad name! She's no better than Britney Spears. --Amber

HAHAHAHA your website is really, really good.
I admit, I do like some of Avril Lavigne's songs, but she is fake. I think she planned on being a pop star her whole life, but then she saw that there wasn'y any space for another pop singer and went to punk.
When I first saw her, I thought she was 14 years old! Is it just me, or does she look REALLY young to you?
She does NOT have a better body than Britney Spears, and could not be better than Brit. Britney was working at getting where she was from when she was five years old until now.
Oh, and by the way, I was the hate noter on your diary  I just think it's sort of mean to pop the little Avril Linguini fans bubbles. Ya know?
She won't be here for long.....trust me, two months from now, no one will know who she is.

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*MaryBeth~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Marybeth,

Avril does look like she's 14! She doesn't look 17, and she does ACT 17, she's really really immature. She acts like a ditsy schoolgirl. As for her saying her body is better than Britney's, thats such a joke! I don't like Britney, but I have to admit Britney at least has a body! Avril's got no figure what so ever. And how can you tell under those terribly baggy clothes she thinks are so cool on her. She dresses like a street bum.

--Amber

hey whats up? dude that anti-avril site is awesome! i dont know why anyone could like that chick shes another corporate barbie doll but in new clothes. i bet you if you asked her what anarchy was or who sid vicious was shed be speechless or shed change the subject to how shes so be nice pictures by the way. the one of her ass is hilarious. its kind of sad to think of all the good unsigned ska/punk bands out there yet she has a record contract. well keep up the good work, later

-nicole

Hey Nicole!

Haha yeah she is a barbie doll....she thinks she's SO original and all this crap, all she did was go shopping at Hot Topic.  And yeah there are tons of unsigned bands out there that deserve fame WAY WAY more than that whiny little girl. -Amber

 

hahha that article was GREAT!! i think the whole world should take some of their "precious" time and read the whole thing. btw, avril is NOT a skater. have you noticed that in her stupid complicated video that the only skate trick she did was go up and down a ramp? damn, anyone can do that freaken trick. i bet she cant even ride. i admit that the first time i saw her on MTV thing i liked her cuz how she dressed and her song but i slowly decided that she was a big huge YUCK. I still like her complicated song b/c hey, it isnt all that bad, and Anything But Ordinary b/c i feel like that too sometimes. But... if shes "soooo original hardcore skater punk queen girl" then why would she write a song about being anything but ordinary? HAH. even britney spears and michelle branch and more hardcore than her. they're REAL and not posers like she is.
 
keep it goin no matter what,
carla
 
 
Carla,
I love that artical on her! Its points out every aspect possible about how much of a  phony poser Avril really is!  Someone asked Avril to skateboard for them and she said "no i suck!" I couldn't agree more...but that why is she calling herself a skateboarder?  And she thinks her clothes are SO ORIGINAL! All she did was go shopping at Hot Topic!! She annoys me big time!
-Amber

omg, i just went to your anti avril page... it is the best site ever! i totally agree with all your aspects of her. she is nothing but a stupid stuck up poser. it bothers me how all these guys are like SHE'S SO HOT. she doesn't deserve the credit, she's a concieted bitch! thanks for making me recognize how much i really do hate that poser. i think i will go smash my sisters cd, hehe
thanks!
jessica

Jessica,

Thanks so much for the compliment on my site! :) I know! Its completely annoying how all the guys think she is hot! She looks like a hooker with all that make-up on...bitch...but it annoys me even more how all the girls totally idolize her and wanna ber her!  -Amber

your site is rad! my sister's friend told me about it, and the part that she
sent me to was the picture where she had no make up on! haha she looks like a
pig. i mean, i don't wear make up, but i don't look THAT bad...i hope. :) no,
but seriously, i had already read that article on the real site and i thought it
rocked, so kudos to you for putting it on your site. ha the other day i was in
target (yes, i like target, it's cool...shut up, it is) and there were these
three "punk" girls in there with white tank tops, black dickies, ties, socks on
their arms, and heavy make up. can you say avril? so they were trying to pull
the stunt avril did in her video of trashing the mall by *attempting* to trash
target...didn't quite work cause i called security on them and they kicked them
out. it was great...i hate posers like that. so to get the last word....AVRIL
NEEDS TO GO DIG HERSELF A BIG HOLE AND DIE.

regards,
nancy

Nancy,

That picture of her with no make-up shows her "real" self. So now we know the whole hooker makeoup thing is so fake!  Hey i like Target too, i like anywhere with clothes (hehe) those girls sound completely DUMB! I was at Subway the other day and this girl rolled up on this skateboard and she was wearing heavy make-up and clothes exactly like Avril's...i wonder who she was trying to be....haha..its SO FUNNY how dumb all these loser girls are! And all the guys who think she is SO HOT! What a bunch of LOSERS!! -Amber

 

hey! i LOVE your site!! it is so... neat!! even though i like avril, it is still funny!! everyone has their own opinions, and they should be able to express them how ever they want.... if it is in a positive or negitive way, and no one should really judge it because i am sure that EVERYONE hates some band!! so yeah, who ever writes you hate mail needs a life!!
Jen

Jen,

Thanks alot for taking the time to e-mail me! You are so right I should be entitled to my own opinion (your one of the very few that understand that) Come back soon! :) :)

-Amber

thank God is all i have to say about your site. it fucking rips! i had one but then decided i didn't have enough time to really support what a stupid, immature, wanna be fake she was. she and her teenybopper fans need to go back to junior high and wear cute hot topic clothes and pink hurley so they can be punk. :rolls eyes: she gives a bad name to canadians and any real chick with real talent on a guitar (think alanis morsette, jewel, michelle branch, even vanessa carlton even if she plays piano) i still wanna know how much her producers had to pay to have her "play" at the rock and roll hall of fame. it makes me want to puke. to wrap this up anti avrilforever and you rock! down with the damn poseur.
-kaila (my tod name is denverhockeygirl)

Kaila,

Hello! :) Thanks for visiting my site! Your right Avril does give all the other Canadain talent a bad name, she gives punk a bad name, she gives music a bad name! HELL, SHE GIVES GIRLS A BAD NAME! Ugh! -Amber


Hey,\ Grace,nice site you got there! I really agree
with you, I'm tired of all these 'Punk Princess'
sites. And you know what? You rocks! You'd even reply
to you mails! If I'm A guy, I will marry you no matter
what! :D

Rock on!

Key

Key,

Omg, you are too nice! :) I hate all those Avril fansites they worship her like she's a god or something, sick, sick poeple. Thanks alot!! Your cool cool- Amber

omg i so agree wit u !!!!! AVRIL SUCKZ ASS! ugh she buggz me ! ugh i dunno 
how ppl could stand her jeez like when she trys i mean"trys" t osing rock it 
comes out as pop! wut the hell is this crap im like uhh hello im i the only 1 
who gets this shit ugh ! ppl who r her fans she b ashaimed of them selves ! 
ugh but uhh yea n e ways i dont think ur ugly even tho u think u r ! and man 
ur a  hella lot prettyer than  
AVRIL  ugh shes ugly! ok well this is hella long so ima go now bye!
                    -k.a.y.l.a -o.j.e.d.a-
 
Kayla,
Thanks so much for your long ass e-mail! :) I 
really don't get how poeple can call her punk or rock
if you take a listen to her album %100 pop. And in my opinion
she's a transexual...she says she's a tomboy she dresses like a boy
and she acts like a boy, umm...ok....  -Amber
 

Hey! I am now worshiping you. Haha, i hate avril. i just dont understand how the heck ppl can say shes so0o0o0 punk.. cuz she dresses like a boy.. oh scuse me, i mean boi. ahem.  i know ppl who dress like that and listen to britney spears.. THE CLOTHES DONT MATTER.. i wish avril would get with the program. she didnt graduate highschool im assuming, wht is that saying for her.. ::cough:: LOSER ::cough:: being on mtv doesnt make you punk. it makes you pop. if she's spendidng all that time worrying about labeling herslef punk, she is insecure and is afraid of, in her eyes, becoming pop.. since that's not what she is.. ::laughs:: avril, avril, avril..if only you would think logically.

anyway, awesome site. im glad to see im not theonly one who thinks logically here. =)

ashlee

Ashlee,
I really really don't get Avril. To quote her in an interview "I'm so not pop
i hate it when ppl label me that,i'm SO hardcore" HAH!!
WHATEVER!! And to quote her again "Gloss and glamour is sooo fake"
I suppose thats why her make-up is layered on as thick as it can get.
HAHA, yeah we better watch our language...we have to say "boi" instead
of "boy" so that we can all talk like 12 year olds! haha
Thanks for the e-mail, your a smart awesome person!
-Amber


 i think ur site is the best....i mean she was all right when i heard her song then i saw wat she looked like and i was like shiiiiiit she sux all saying shez punk..she actually has 2 of my friends convinced...ima go slap them tho so yeah...i rhink she wears WAAAAAYYYYY too much make up.....i think her looks are ok not good but not too bad but still she say shes punk  sum one should piss on her face, wash all that makeup rite off and i just wanna say ur site is funny as hell and ima punk so DOWN WITH AVRIL
                                                                                    Rob

Rob,

Her makeup really cracks me up, it looks like someone went over her eyelids with a permanant black marker. She looks like a hooker. Hmm...I wonder what she's trying to hide under all the maekup, have you seen the pics of her with no makeup on? Its kind of easy to understand why she NEEDS maekup, but she still goes waaaaay overboard with it. Thanks alot for the e-mail! -Amber

 

HI, I saw your site, because you visited mine, and you know there was a link,
>I thought your sight was cool. That's all, umm... when did you make it?
 
 
I made the site a few weeks ago. It's actually starting to be a pain in the ass, haha. Escpecilly when you get so many e-mail to reply to and put on...oh well i'm keeping up.
Thanks for visiting it! -Amber

Oh man LoL I just read through your website and it is great! And so true too! Avril Lavigne is the fakest, most horrible "artist" (I put that in quotes) around today. I watched her live performance at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame last night...OMG she can't even sing! She sounds like a dying strangulated off-key goat!
Jaime
 
Jaime,
I know! When she sings live you get a catch of what she REALLY sounds like! She can't even sing! Her voice cracks all up and she is way off note, she must have gotten alot of help when she made her album. Everyhting about her is phony! -Amber

 

 

Shit, I fuckin love you!  Everything you say is 100% accurate and damn well put.  All I can say is that I love you!!  haha...  And about the whole guitar smashing thing, real punks would never even dream of smashing their guitars, one, because they appriciate them way too much, and two, because they are expensive.  I bet you anything that Avril's never even heard of real punk music like Operation Ivy, Sick of it all, the get up kids, reggie and the full effect, the movielife, Alkaline Trio...ect.  hell, I'll bet she says her biggest inspiration was blink182.  ha!  IM me on AIM....  my sn is Roxy LpX and TGUK74
Love ya!
~Casey

Casey,

At the end of both of her video's she smashes her guitar (like its some kind of cool thing to do) I would never smash a guitar....first of all their are really expensive and second of all its just plain stupid! Apperently she thinks its cool or something. She would!  Thanks alot alot for the e-mail! My AIM s/n is automatiicflower :)

-Amber

dude i fuckin love your site and diary, you kick ass! Avril is a freakin posuer. I'm diggin what your doin, keep it up!

~April

April,

Sorry its taken me so long to get your e-mail on here, but i've been gone for a few days.

And despite all the e-mails and everything i've recieved telling me to quit hating Avril and quit this site i'm gonna keep on going....thanks for the e-mail dude.  -Amber

Hey! Ur site is pretty interesting. I like Avrils
music, and I respect her. I don't know her so I can't
say she is a poser/wannabe/stuck up. I find it pretty
cute that you would make a site about hating her. Yah,
I don't know what 'category' this will go under, but
whatever. I laughed at the top 10 list. But really,
the only word for this site would be crazy. ~Jenn

Jenn,

Yeah i didn't know which category your e-mail should go under either, and it seemed more of a fan e-mail than a hate one so i'm just sticking it here. I should make a section called whatevermail for all these e-mails that are kind of "in between" Anyways thanks for the e-mail. -Amber

Hey!!!

Luv your website, althought the Anti-Avril poem was quite disturbing. You don't actually want to hurt her, right?
Anyway, I can't stand Avril. She thinks she's so much better than other people. I remember when Kelly Osbourne was presenting an award to her on the VMA's and Kelly went to hug her and Avril litterally pushed her out of the way.
Some people were talking about this and she said, "It's not under my contract to hug anybody."
Bitch.
   -Mary Beth

 

Mary Beth,

Thanks alot for your stating your opinion. Always like to hear peoples piont of view. And I didn't actually write that poem on here, it was submitted by another Avril hater. Yes i did see Avril at the VMA's. She is a total stuck up full-of-herself  bitch. So i wasn't surprised when i saw what she did to kelly. -Amber

 

Hey, omg your site is hilarious, i like fal over when i read everything, it cracks me up! i think that even though avril is hot topic's #1, platinum costumer, doesnt mean that we all have to follow this NEW, HOT TREND!!! (lol) my friend and i have a friend that is totally and completetly obsessed with her, she wears the ties, ya know, the whole sha-bang..... and she is all like, "Avril rocks my world" boy do we wanna snap her in half! we think that avril is waering tooooo much eyeliner for every ones liking, and she looks like a freakin raccon! Once again, your site is awesome, and to all the sick, twised minds who think avril is hot stuff, then u is smokin some pretty strong stuff! ya!

----two avril haters!

ps: when ever i see her wear a gay tie around her neck i am tempted to hang her! haha

 

Hey you guys!

Don't you hate it how millions of stupid gay little girls are starting to dress/act like her? I mean you would think they'd have even a LITTLE bit more originality than that! I guess they don't care what poeple think of them, as long as the get to look like their precious Avril. losers. Thanks for the e-mail! -Amber
 


 

 
 

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