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thought a quarterback was a refund.
thought General Motors was in the army.
thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
At the bottom of an application where it says "sign here," you write "Sagittarius.".
took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
thought Eartha Kitt was a set of garden tools.
thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
Under "education" on your job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics".
tripped over a cordless phone.
spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "Concentrate."
asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
studied for a blood test.
sold the car for gas money.
missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
went to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport Left," she turned around and went home.
heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
think Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
thought that you could not use her AM radio in the evening.
had a shirt that said "TGIF," which you thought stood for "This Goes in front".
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