Anti-Avril Poem,
Written by Jennie Z
avril i hate you so fucking much its drives me nuts,
i want to tie your body down and start making cuts,
why wont you go away you stupid pop fuck,
it would just be my best luck,
if you would die and fall of this earth,
or even if that bitch mother didnt give you birth,
why do you have to lie about everything,
all the time with your shitty lyrics when you sing,
why dont you shut your mouth and tell everyone the truth about you,
how your life is all hypocrisy and lies when you tell it all on your cue,
and while we are at it take your clothes back from the rock and roll hall of fame,
you arent good enough to be in there you arent good enough for this game
pack up your shit and leave right now and get away from here,
so im leaving it like this right now just get away from here and sear!
NEWS ALERT!!
Written by D HARREL
Kazza.com has officially logged over 480,000 downloads of the Avril Lavigne hit song 'Complicated' !!! Making it the current number 1 downloaded song to date.
These youngsters, from the convenience of their own homes are listening to "Complicated" for absolutely FREE, no messy lines at the record store, no shelling out hard-earned dough, no driving around....just point, click and it's ALL SO UNCOMPLICATED!
You may ask what this is costing the record companies???Hmmmmmmm.....well kids, if you multiply the total number of downloads (480,000) by $5.85 (the average costs of a single CD of Complicated) you get a GRAND TOTAL of.....
$ 2,816,219.25
...or as Dr. Evil would say; "Why lose billions when we could lose......millions??"
Looks like someone at the record company won't be making their Ferrari payment this month.
